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Starbucks Corporation (NASDAQ: SBUX) is an international coffee and coffeehouse chain based in Seattle, Washington, United States. Starbucks is the largest coffeehouse company in the world, with 16,635 stores in 49 countries, including 11,068 in ...

 
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I was just hired by Starbucks in California as a barista. My intent is to make $1300 and then get fired "through no fault of my own" so I can reopen an Unemployment (EDD) claim. Yes, I am serious. I would actually make more money NOT working because my last job contributed so much to my "Base period". I could draw $450/week for 6 months. Please don't flame me... I'm really not a despicable person. My question is: Any ideas how I can get fired "through no fault of my own"? I can't do anything illegal or gross misconduct. Simply not showing up for work would be considered "self- termination". I thought I might find some ideas on other web pages, but the stuff out there is mostly just humor. (or else too radical) Sincerely, Lazy Criss

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Caleb
Caleb Panic attacks interfering with your ability to meet productivity standards. Depression that interferes with your ability to meet customer needs. Social anxiety that causes you not to interact with the customers. Perhaps it takes you too long to complete tasks, like it takes forever to count your till.
  • April 7 2010 at 10:52
Lily
Lily Yes Criss, you are living a most pathetic, sad little existence. I'm surprised you haven't separated from yourself yet as it must be quiet difficult living a life with you. Try not to throw up when you look at yourself in the mirror, you'd be a senseless waste of cleaning products.
  • April 7 2010 at 10:52
     

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Anthony i assume you work at the place soo. . . do you need to go to school or take culinary classes or do t... April 7 2010 at 10:48
 
 
Rachel Star I have noticed theres about 100+ threads about whats your favorite.. please post it here. April 7 2010 at 10:47